Skate name:
Domesticated Violence

Number:
#10-16 on your home scanner.

Position:
Blockin' your life and Jammin' it down your throat.

Favorite Move:
The "Tonya Harding" & The Hustle.

Lap Time:
As long as the spanking takes.

Height:
5' 11" on the rink.

Likes:
Vodka, vicodin & violence, neighbors who mind their own damn business, winning, first place, and trophies.

Dislikes:
Cooking, cleaning, wet pavement, stripped axles, police sirens, the drunk tank, and losing.

Favorite Color:
Black & Blue with Red all over.

Favorite Food:
Thigh bones & raw meat.

Sign:
Scorpio - isn't it obvious?

Philosophy:
"If it ain't broke... SMASH IT!"