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Skate name: Domesticated Violence
Number: #10-16 on your home scanner.
Position: Blockin' your life and Jammin' it down your throat.
Favorite Move: The "Tonya Harding" & The Hustle.
Lap Time: As long as the spanking takes.
Height: 5' 11" on the rink.
Likes: Vodka, vicodin & violence, neighbors who mind their own damn business, winning, first place, and trophies.
Dislikes: Cooking, cleaning, wet pavement, stripped axles, police sirens, the drunk tank, and losing.
Favorite Color: Black & Blue with Red all over.
Favorite Food: Thigh bones & raw meat.
Sign: Scorpio - isn't it obvious?
Philosophy: "If it ain't broke... SMASH IT!"
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