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Fran Checkya
Raised in the remote village of Kcusi in the former Republic of Moldvania, Fran Checkya originally came to the United States with a dream of modeling and acting in american television commercials. By stealing and selling her family's life savings of Soviet made tractor parts, she was able to raise just enough money to fund her journey towards fame and fortune.
Sadly, this dream came to a sudden end when she was ejected from the 3rd Annual Miss 4x4 Beauty Pageant and Monster Truck Show for biting the finger off of a fellow contestant.
Unable to compete in any other national competition to her history of violent behavior and rampant steroid abuse, she wandered the west coast aimlessly, fighting in bars and kidnapping house pets for ransom money until she came upon the wild women of the Break Neck Betties Gang. Although she remains unable to communicate in any language, the Betties have welcomed her as one of their own due to her endless ability to generate a laugh through crude bodily humor.
Hobbies: Eating scabs, collecting road kill, needlepoint.
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