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Skate name: Rhea DeRange #357
Position: Blocker and Jammer
Height: I have been very, very high.
Favorite move: Distraction and spontaneous recovery.
Favorite color: Bloody Red
Lap time: I flashed my checkered ass and the timekeeper forgot to stop the stopwatch.
Dislikes: Any injury or nuisance that prevents me from skating.
Hobbies: Psycho-therapy, bustin' out of jail, grabbin' ass and kickin' ass.
Sign: Cured (Pisces)
Philosophy: My psychopathic intentions to harm stem from familial predispositions toward aggression, at least that's what my therapist said… whatever, it's good for my game.
Presents I like to receive: Lithium, Thorazine, Ativan, Valium, Xanax, Klonpin… aah, get it, got it? Goooood…
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