Skate name:
Rhea DeRange #357

Position:
Blocker and Jammer

Height:
I have been very, very high.

Favorite move:
Distraction and spontaneous recovery.

Favorite color:
Bloody Red

Lap time:
I flashed my checkered ass and the timekeeper forgot to stop the stopwatch.

Dislikes:
Any injury or nuisance that prevents me from skating.

Hobbies:
Psycho-therapy, bustin' out of jail, grabbin' ass and kickin' ass.

Sign:
Cured (Pisces)

Philosophy:
My psychopathic intentions to harm stem from familial predispositions toward aggression, at least that's what my therapist said… whatever, it's good for my game.

Presents I like to receive:
Lithium, Thorazine, Ativan, Valium, Xanax, Klonpin… aah, get it, got it? Goooood…